Post by mark on Apr 2, 2024 11:55:21 GMT -5
I came across this announcement yesterday and meant to post it, only got around to it today. Pretty interesting technology!
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TynAire HiFi announced today the release of their latest bespoke speaker, the Flatulenz A1000. The announcement included a photo, below.
TynAire spokesperson Areal Ediot described the new speakers as revolutionary – “this will make all other speakers obsolete!”
The Flatulenz speakers boast internal TynAire (pronounced “tin ear”) proprietary amps using their class AAA+ biasing technology, which they claim uses 1,000 more wattage than necessary to produce a warmer sound.
Not satisfied with merely eliminating all amplifier negative feedback with a zero feedback design, the new amps incorporate 24 dB of positive feedback, giving an overall more positive listening experience, according to their designers. Distortion is unmeasurable, primarily because the new amps have no output terminals.
The speakers offer an extraordinary flat frequency range from DC to 10mHz, using proprietary technology from ultrasound imaging manufacturers. The DC output requires woofers with unusually large excursions of up to 100 feet, and combined with the 10 megaHertz high end, are said to provide a profound staging and dynamic presence.
All internal wiring uses solid gold bricks for maximum fidelity, giving the sound a more “golden” tone according to Ediot.
To eliminate any audible contamination from speaker cables, the new speakers also come with no external connections, thus preserving their inherent highest quality reproduction.
TynAire is taking orders for their latest, with an anticipated cost of $10M and waiting time of 30 years.
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TynAire HiFi announced today the release of their latest bespoke speaker, the Flatulenz A1000. The announcement included a photo, below.
TynAire spokesperson Areal Ediot described the new speakers as revolutionary – “this will make all other speakers obsolete!”
The Flatulenz speakers boast internal TynAire (pronounced “tin ear”) proprietary amps using their class AAA+ biasing technology, which they claim uses 1,000 more wattage than necessary to produce a warmer sound.
Not satisfied with merely eliminating all amplifier negative feedback with a zero feedback design, the new amps incorporate 24 dB of positive feedback, giving an overall more positive listening experience, according to their designers. Distortion is unmeasurable, primarily because the new amps have no output terminals.
The speakers offer an extraordinary flat frequency range from DC to 10mHz, using proprietary technology from ultrasound imaging manufacturers. The DC output requires woofers with unusually large excursions of up to 100 feet, and combined with the 10 megaHertz high end, are said to provide a profound staging and dynamic presence.
All internal wiring uses solid gold bricks for maximum fidelity, giving the sound a more “golden” tone according to Ediot.
To eliminate any audible contamination from speaker cables, the new speakers also come with no external connections, thus preserving their inherent highest quality reproduction.
TynAire is taking orders for their latest, with an anticipated cost of $10M and waiting time of 30 years.
